February 2012
A woman who was 5 months pregnant falls into a... →
denisie:
funniest10k:
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Your brother was kind enough to name them for you. Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name the girl? Doctor: Denise. Woman: Whew…thank God, maybe he’s not so dumb after all. What did he call the boy? Doctor: Denephew.
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That’s...
Watchyubinlee:
whoreoscopes:
SIT YOUR WHORE ASS DOWN
SIT YOUR WHORE ASS DOWN
Stop yelling, gahhhhhshhhhhhh
Day 6 / 31 : Failed ):
So close yet so far. Playing paintball really brings out my most ancestral instincts: to survive. A good handful of swears here and there but under 10 so. Damnit… Tomorrow i will definitely pass!
Anhedonia
trust-only-the-insane:
This is a mental disorder that results from the destruction of the ‘brains reward system’ from irregular dopamine intake. This caused a person to have the inability to experience pleasure from activities that are usually found enjoyable, such as hobbies, exercise, social activities or sexual activity.
so maybe it is true…
A zombie apocalypse is going on-- which Pokemon...
orionyouhopelessromantic:
macasaurus:
fuckyeahsupereffective:
puertoricantyphlosion:
Marowak! Bonemerang these mo’fos’ heads off.
This is a very good question.
I’m with my Brokemon Scrafty on this one.
Fuck, are you kidding? Anything that can use blizzard. Zombies are no big deal when they can’t chase you, and you can take your sweet time killing them. Gotta say Articuno on this...
Day 5 / 31 : PASS
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I ONLY SAID 3 ( well actually 4 but i willingly choose to say it knowing that i would be saying it) BUT ITS STILL GOOD PROGRESS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Went from about like 20 to 3 in a few days. YES
Oh Hi There.: Don't walk alone at night guys.... →
sunwoosideup:
I was walking home and on my way home close to the cupertino library, these two guys in all black in ski masks appear out of nowhere and ask for my money. At first i’m like what the fuck? and say no and start to walk away but one of them shoves me. So we get in a fight and i’m actually kicking…
As much as i worried for you while reading this post… And i know this may...
Day 2, 3, 4 / 31 : Failed
sigh… I was so close to actually passing too… :/ Atleast progressively no matter how slow the progress is, it’s changing! Infinitesimally it will happen!